WINTER CAPTIONS FOR INSTAGRAM

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• My favorite outdoor activity is the short walk back inside.
• The temperature can only go up from here.
• Every day I’m shovel in’.
• Wake me up when it’s winter.
• Hibernation mode: On.
• I can’t get out of bed on days when the temperature is less than my age.
• It’s colder than my soul outside.
• If you need me, I’ll be inside until April.

• A snowflake is winter’s version of a butterfly.
• When it snows you have two choices: shovel or make snow angels.
• Cold hands, warm heart, can’t lose.
• I love you snow much.
• If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.
• When life gives you snow, make snow angels.
• Eat, drink, and be cozy.
• The snuggle is real.
• I only have ice for you.
• I’ve used so many tissues, it’s snot funny.
• This weather is snow joke.
• Sleigh all day.
• It was love at frost sight.
• Just chilling.
• There’s snow place like home.
• The forecast is un-be-lieveable.
• I’m giving winter the cold shoulder.
• Walking in a winter pun-derland.
• Snow boots and ice and nothing is nice.
• Someone is walking on thin ice.
• I’m up to snow good.
• Hot chocolate is like a hug from the inside

• We’re all like snowflakes, all different in our own beautiful way.
• You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy hot chocolate with marshmallows, and that’s kind of the same thing.
• If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard
• Snowflakes are winter’s butterflies
• Be like snow: beautiful but cold
• Eat, drink, and be cozy
• I love you snow much
• Hot cocoa + fuzzy socks = a cozy winter night
• Our hands may be cold, but at least our hearts are warm
• Stay cozy, my friends
• If you listen carefully, the silence of snow falling is beautiful
• Nothing beats a good snuggle on a cold winter’s night
• Snow much fun!
• It’s hot chocolate weather
• Keep calm and wait for snow
• Chill in’ with my mug and blanket just like Baby Yoda.
• Sleigh all day
• Winter: My new excuse for drinking more coffee
• There’s snow place like home
• And so the snow day begins …

FUNNY WINTER CAPTIONS FOR INSTAGRAM

• “I’d rather shovel sand than snow.”
• “Cold weather gives me an excuse to drink more coffee.” 
• “There’s no such thing as bad weather, only bad clothes.”
• “It’s colder than my soul out here.”
• “If only my teeth were as white as my legs in the winter…” 

• “Apologizing in advance for the things I say this winter.”
• “My favorite winter activity is going back inside and putting my pajamas on.”
• “How does a Snowman get to work? By icicle.”
• “Winter is giving me the cold shoulder” 
• “What do you call a snowman with a six pack? An abdominal snowman.”
• “Cold weather gives me an excuse to drink more coffee.”
• “There’s no such thing as bad weather, only bad clothes.”
• “It’s colder than my soul out here.”
• “If only my teeth were as white as my legs in the winter….

BEST QUOTES ABOUT AN INSTAGRAM

• “The problem with winter sports is that — follow me closely here — they generally take place in winter.” 
• “It’s the most wonderful time of the year” 
• “And the sky, is a hazy shade of winter”
• “The cold never bothered me anyway.” 
• “Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.”
• “Have an ice day!”
• “Hot chocolate is like a hug from the inside.”

• “You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy hot chocolate with marshmallows, and that’s kind of the same thing.”
• “Snowfall and winter gives us more reasons to cuddle.”
• “It’s only cold if you’re standing still.”
• “If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.”
• “There’s snowplace like home.”
• “You are my summer breeze, my winter sun.”
• “Some people are worth melting for.”
• “Prepare & prevent instead of repair & repent.”
• “Watch your step – it could be your last”
• “Open the door to safety: awareness is the key!”
• “Don’t crowd the plow”
• “People don’t notice whether it’s winter or summer when they’re happy.”
• “Snow provokes responses that reach right back to childhood.”
• “Children of winter never grow old.”
• “When snow falls, nature listens.”
• “Snowflakes are kisses from heaven.”
• “When it snows, you have two choices: shovel or make snow angels.”
• “Sunshine cannot bleach the snow, nor time unmake what poets know.”
• “I smell snow.
• “You don’t have to hibernate this winter.”
• “No snowflake ever falls in the wrong place.”