Instagram Captions For Pets

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• Puppy love.
• Thanks fur the memories.
• You can’t buy happiness, but you can rescue it.
• Dogs are my favorite people.

Cute Captions For Pets

• I will always woof you.
• My best friend has a fur and a tail.
• Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
• Love is a four-legged word.
• Anything is paws-ible with a dog by your side.
• Love is a wet nose and a wagging tail.
• The road to my heart is filled with paw prints.
• Don’t stop retrieving’.
• My dog’s only flaw is not living forever.
• Life would be ruff without you.
• This friendship is fur real.
• If there are no dogs in heaven, I don’t want to go.
• The more men I meet, the more I love my dog.
• I’m mutts about my dog.
• Not all dogs are good boys. Some are good girls!
• Dog hair is my go-to accessory.
• Can’t escape the pup
• First he stole my heart, then he stole my bed.
• Crazy dog lady.
• He’s not fat, he’s husky!
• Dogs are the universe’s way of apologizing for your relatives.
• I love my pup furry much.
• What the pug?
• All dogs are good—some are just a little ruff around the edges.
• What kind of dog doesn’t bark? A hush puppy!
• I shih tzu not.
• My therapist has four legs and a tail.
• Home is where the dog hair is stuck to everything.
• Stop hounding me!
• Every morning, I enjoy coffee and a beagle.
• Dogaholic.
• He keeps hounding me for a treat!
• Dogs think you’re a god. Cats think they’re the gods.
• He’s not fat, he’s husky!
• What’s up dog?
• The road to my heart is paved with paw prints.
• Dogs love you. Cats tolerate you.
• Love is wet noses, sloppy kisses, and wagging tails.
• Live. Love. Bark.
• I’ve had a ruff day.

Cute Captions For Dog’s

• “I’m bad to the bone.”  — George Thorogood & The Destroyers, “Bad To The Bone”
• “Fur real.”
• “The happiest pupper you ever did see.”
• “I’m a su-paw-star.”

• “My dog does this amazing thing where he just exists and makes my whole life better because of it.”
• “Warning: cuteness overload.”
• “You are pawfection.”
• “It’s time to get this pawty started.”
• “You must be my backyard, because I dig you.”
• “Life’s not ruff when you’re around.”
• “I wonder what my dog named me.”
• “I live for the appaws.”
• “Some days are just meant for laying on the floor.”
• “Don’t stop retrieving‘.”
• “You’re looking quite fetching today.”
• “Hope you have a pawsome day.”
• “I woof spending time with you.”
• “Anything is pawsible.”
• “What’s up, dog?”
• “Feeling corgeous.”
• “If I had a dollar for every time my dog made me smile, I would be a millionaire.”
• “I labradore spending time with you.”
• “I shih tzu not.”
• “The puggle is real.”
• “Thanks fur the memories.”
• “Stop trying to make fetch happen.”
• “Life is ruff when you’re this cute.”
• “Just taking some time to paws and reflect.”
• Love is a four-legged word.
• A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
• My dog does this amazing thing where he just exists and makes my whole life because of it.
• Life is too short to just have one dog.
• Whoever said that diamonds are a girl’s best friend… Never owned a dog.
• Love is wet noses, sloppy kisses & wagging tails.
• Having a dog will bless you with the happiest days of your life, and one of the worst days.

Funny Dog Captions for Instagram

• Money can buy a lot of things, But it doesn’t wiggle its butt every time you come in the door.
• The more boys I meet the more I love my dog.
• I wonder what my dog named me.
• Dog hair is my glitter.

• I’m not spoiled my master is just well trained.
• Sometimes you just gotta lay on the floor with your dog.
• Not to brag or anything, but I’m kind of a big deal to my dog.
• Learn a lesson from your dog- NO matter what life brings you, kick some grass over that shit and move on.
• Dog do speak, but only to those who know how to listen.
• If my Dog doesn’t like you, we probably won’t either.
• Dogs are God’s way of apologizing for your relatives.
• My windows aren’t dirty that’s just my dog, not art.
• If my dog makes you uncomfortable, I’d be happy to lock you up in the other room.
• I wish I could text my dog.
• Crazy dog lady.
• Caution: Dogs can’t hold their licker.
• The journey of life is sweeter when traveled with a dog.
• Dog kisses fix everything
• Dogs are my favorite people.
• Dogs ask for so little but deserve so much.
• The best therapist has fur and four legs.
• Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.

Cute Captions For Cat’s

• All you need is love and a cat.
• Not all angels have wings. Sometimes they have whiskers.
• Thanks fur the memories.
• The road to my heart is paved with paw prints.
• You’re the cat’s meow.
• Love is a four-legged word.
• Anything is paws-ible with a cat by your side.

• I love you meow and forever.
• Cats are not our whole lives, but they make our lives whole.
• You had me at meow.
• I want to spend all nine lives together.
• Home is where the cat is.
• If there are no cats in heaven, I don’t want to go.
• To me, you are purr-fect.
• I’m a smitten kitten.
• I love you more than you love catnip.
• Love is a four-legged word.
• Anything is paws-ible with a cat by your side.
• Cats are not our whole lives, but they make our lives whole.
• I want to spend all nine lives together.
• If there are no cats in heaven, I don’t want to go.
• To me, you are purr-fect.
• Scalded cats fear even cold water.
• Cats will outsmart dogs every time.
• Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.
• You cannot look at a sleeping cat and feel tense.
• Cats are connoisseurs of comfort.
• A cat pent up becomes a lion.
• Happy is the home with at least one cat.
• Cats are at home everywhere where one feeds them.
• Cats are always elegant.
• A cat can purr its way out of anything.
• As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.
• Cats know how to obtain food without labor, shelter without confinement, and love without penalties.
• Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
• Cats are designated friends.

Funny Cat Captions for Instagram