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Instagram Captions For Pets
- Puppy love.
- Thanks fur the memories.
- You can’t buy happiness, but you can rescue it.
- Dogs are my favorite people.
Cute Captions For Pets
- I will always woof you.
- My best friend has a fur and a tail.
- Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
- Love is a four-legged word.
- Anything is paws-ible with a dog by your side.
- Love is a wet nose and a wagging tail.
- The road to my heart is filled with paw prints.
- Don’t stop retrieving’.
- My dog’s only flaw is not living forever.
- Life would be ruff without you.
- This friendship is fur real.
- If there are no dogs in heaven, I don’t want to go.
- The more men I meet, the more I love my dog.
- I’m mutts about my dog.
- Not all dogs are good boys. Some are good girls!
- Dog hair is my go-to accessory.
- Can’t escape the pup
- First he stole my heart, then he stole my bed.
- Crazy dog lady.
- He’s not fat, he’s husky!
- Dogs are the universe’s way of apologizing for your relatives.
- I love my pup furry much.
- What the pug?
- All dogs are good—some are just a little ruff around the edges.
- What kind of dog doesn’t bark? A hush puppy!
- I shih tzu not.
- My therapist has four legs and a tail.
- Home is where the dog hair is stuck to everything.
- Stop hounding me!
- Every morning, I enjoy coffee and a beagle.
- Dogaholic.
- He keeps hounding me for a treat!
- Dogs think you’re a god. Cats think they’re the gods.
- He’s not fat, he’s husky!
- What’s up dog?
- The road to my heart is paved with paw prints.
- Dogs love you. Cats tolerate you.
- Love is wet noses, sloppy kisses, and wagging tails.
- Live. Love. Bark.
- I’ve had a ruff day.
Cute Captions For Dog’s
- “I’m bad to the bone.” — George Thorogood & The Destroyers, “Bad To The Bone”
- “Fur real.”
- “The happiest pupper you ever did see.”
- “I’m a su-paw-star.”
- “My dog does this amazing thing where he just exists and makes my whole life better because of it.”
- “Warning: cuteness overload.”
- “You are pawfection.”
- “It’s time to get this pawty started.”
- “You must be my backyard, because I dig you.”
- “Life’s not ruff when you’re around.”
- “I wonder what my dog named me.”
- “I live for the appaws.”
- “Some days are just meant for laying on the floor.”
- “Don’t stop retrieving‘.”
- “You’re looking quite fetching today.”
- “Hope you have a pawsome day.”
- “I woof spending time with you.”
- “Anything is pawsible.”
- “What’s up, dog?”
- “Feeling corgeous.”
- “If I had a dollar for every time my dog made me smile, I would be a millionaire.”
- “I labradore spending time with you.”
- “I shih tzu not.”
- “The puggle is real.”
- “Thanks fur the memories.”
- “Stop trying to make fetch happen.”
- “Life is ruff when you’re this cute.”
- “Just taking some time to paws and reflect.”
- Love is a four-legged word.
- A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
- My dog does this amazing thing where he just exists and makes my whole life because of it.
- Life is too short to just have one dog.
- Whoever said that diamonds are a girl’s best friend… Never owned a dog.
- Love is wet noses, sloppy kisses & wagging tails.
- Having a dog will bless you with the happiest days of your life, and one of the worst days.
Funny Dog Captions for Instagram
- Money can buy a lot of things, But it doesn’t wiggle its butt every time you come in the door.
- The more boys I meet the more I love my dog.
- I wonder what my dog named me.
- Dog hair is my glitter.
- I’m not spoiled my master is just well trained.
- Sometimes you just gotta lay on the floor with your dog.
- Not to brag or anything, but I’m kind of a big deal to my dog.
- Learn a lesson from your dog- NO matter what life brings you, kick some grass over that shit and move on.
- Dog do speak, but only to those who know how to listen.
- If my Dog doesn’t like you, we probably won’t either.
- Dogs are God’s way of apologizing for your relatives.
- My windows aren’t dirty that’s just my dog, not art.
- If my dog makes you uncomfortable, I’d be happy to lock you up in the other room.
- I wish I could text my dog.
- Crazy dog lady.
- Caution: Dogs can’t hold their licker.
- The journey of life is sweeter when traveled with a dog.
- Dog kisses fix everything
- Dogs are my favorite people.
- Dogs ask for so little but deserve so much.
- The best therapist has fur and four legs.
- Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
Cute Captions For Cat’s
- All you need is love and a cat.
- Not all angels have wings. Sometimes they have whiskers.
- Thanks fur the memories.
- The road to my heart is paved with paw prints.
- You’re the cat’s meow.
- Love is a four-legged word.
- Anything is paws-ible with a cat by your side.
- I love you meow and forever.
- Cats are not our whole lives, but they make our lives whole.
- You had me at meow.
- I want to spend all nine lives together.
- Home is where the cat is.
- If there are no cats in heaven, I don’t want to go.
- To me, you are purr-fect.
- I’m a smitten kitten.
- I love you more than you love catnip.
- Love is a four-legged word.
- Anything is paws-ible with a cat by your side.
- Cats are not our whole lives, but they make our lives whole.
- I want to spend all nine lives together.
- If there are no cats in heaven, I don’t want to go.
- To me, you are purr-fect.
- Scalded cats fear even cold water.
- Cats will outsmart dogs every time.
- Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.
- You cannot look at a sleeping cat and feel tense.
- Cats are connoisseurs of comfort.
- A cat pent up becomes a lion.
- Happy is the home with at least one cat.
- Cats are at home everywhere where one feeds them.
- Cats are always elegant.
- A cat can purr its way out of anything.
- As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.
- Cats know how to obtain food without labor, shelter without confinement, and love without penalties.
- Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
- Cats are designated friends.