Best Christmas Captions

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• “I’m dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red.”
• “When You Say Blizzard, We Think Dairy Queen.”
• “I Hope Rudolph Eats the Naughty List.”
• “Merry Elfin Christmas.”
• “Dear Santa, is it too late now to say sorry?”
• “That’s too small to fit a pony.”
• “Too bad we can’t gift wrap common sense.”
• “Don’t get your tinsel in a tangle.”
• “Being related to me is really the only gift you need.  Just saying.”
• “Feast mode.”
• “Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year.  Most of the time. Once in awhile. Nevermind, I’ll buy my own stuff.”
• “Permanently on the naughty list and loving every minute of it.”
• “When someone asks ‘where is your christmas spirit?’ is it wrong to point to the liquor cabinet?”
• “Friends are like christmas lights.  Some are broke. Others just don’t work for you and there are others that make your day shine bright.”
• “You rock my Christmas socks.”
• “What did one ornament say to another? ‘I like hanging with you.’”
• “The only time of year in which one can sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks.”

Best Clever Christmas Instagram Captions

• “Single bells, single bells, single all the way.”
• “But first, let me take an selfie.”
• “Dear Santa… I can explain.”
• “Happy holla days.”
• “Happy holidays.”
• “Totally sleighed it.”
• “The elf did it.”
• “Just so we’re clear, the Grinch never really hated Christmas. He hated people, which is fair.”
• “Dear Santa, define ‘nice.’”

• “What do you call an elf who sings? A Wrapper.”
• “’Tis the season! Let the overeating begin!”
• “I’ll be ho-ho-home for Christmas.”
• “My husband’s idea of getting the Christmas spirit is to become Scrooge.”
• “Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and receipts for all major purchases.”
• “I haven’t taken my Christmas lights down. They look so nice on the pumpkin.”
• “One day of coal vs. 364 days of fun… I’ll take my chances.”
• “What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!”
• *Puts a selfie on top of the Christmas tree because I’m a star*
• “Nothing says holiday like a cheese log.”
• “I’m only a morning person on December 25th.”
• “I don’t know if There’ll Be Snow but Have a Cup of Cheer.”
• “Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate just one time.”
• “Christmas tree o’ Christmas tree, your ornaments are history.”
• “Smile like you mean it. This is how we earn our presents.”
• “If a big, jolly guy grabs you and puts you in a bag, don’t worry: I told Santa I wanted a Good Friend for Christmas.”
• “It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.”
• “Sweet but twisted.  Does that Make me a Candy Cane?”
• “Merry Christmas You Cotton Headed Ninny muggins.”
• “Being good for goodness’ sake was not enough motivation.”
• “All the jingle ladies.”
• “Oh deer.”
• “Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.”
• “Believe in your elf.”
• “Meet me under the mistletoe.”
• “Me everyday: slay. Me in December: sleigh.”
• “All spruced up.”
• “There’ll be parties for hosting, cocktails for toasting, and caroling sung way off key.”

Snow Christmas Captions

• I’d Rather Shovel Sand than Snow.
• If Kisses Were Snowflakes, I’d Send You a Blizzard.
• The world changes when it snows
• Like snowflakes, my memories gather and dance each beautiful, unique and too soon gone.
• When snow falls, nature listens
• I was cold, so I made an igloo.
• “Merry everything and happy always.”
• “Fairy Lights on Winter Nights.”
• “It is the Season to Sparkle.”
• “Christmas Magic is in the air.”
• “Kindness is Free, Sprinkle that Stuff Everywhere.”
• “If Kisses were Snowflakes, I’d Send You a Blizzard.”
• “Maybe Christmas doesn’t come from a store; perhaps it means a bit more.”
• “Once again, we come to the holiday season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.”
• “Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.”
• “What I like about Christmas is that you can make people forget the past with the present.”
• “I love Christmas. I receive a lot of wonderful presents I can’t wait to exchange.”
• “Three phrases that sum up Christmas are: Peace on Earth, Goodwill to Men and Batteries not Included.”
• “There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.”
• “May this Holiday Season sparkle and shine and may all your wishes and dreams come true, Merry Christmas.”
• “Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.”
• “Seeing is believing, but sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can’t see.”
• “Friends like you make the season bright, Merry Christmas.”
• “Christmas is not as much opening presents as it is opening our hearts.”
• “Gifts of time and love are surely the basic ingredients of a truly Merry Christmas.”
• “May your days be merry and bright.”
•  “Some people are worth melting for.”
• “Hurry down the chimney tonight.”
• “All roads lead home for the holidays.”
• “My favorite color is Christmas lights.”
• “Holiday wishes made with gingerbread hugs and peppermint kisses.”
• “‘This the season to sparkle.”
• “Sparkly bows and mistletoe.”
• “First, we’ll make snow angels for two hours, and then we’ll eat a whole roll of Toll House cookie dough as fast as we can, and then, to finish, we’ll snuggle.”
• “What’s Christmas without having your best friend there to share it?”
• “At Christmas play and make good cheer, for Christmas comes but once a year.”
• “The way you spend Christmas is far more important than how much.”
• “Peace on earth will come to stay, when we live Christmas every day.”
• “Christmas is best pondered, not with logic, but with imagination.”
• “Christmas is the day that holds all time together.”
• This the season to sparkle
• May your days be merry and bright
• May you never be too grown up to search the skies on Christmas Eve
• You can find me under the mistletoe
• Happy holidays from all of Santa’s little elves
• We’re just like a bunch of candy canes: sweet and slightly twisted
• All spruced up
• Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse
• Hot cocoa + holiday movies + family = Christmas
• Dear Santa, I can explain …
• More peppermint, please
• Never thought this moment would arrive, but every single present is finally wrapped
• I’m only a morning person on December 25th
• The stockings were hung by the chimney with care …
• Today’s to-do list: snuggle up by the tree with a mug of hot cocoa
• It’s the most wonderful time of the year
• All I want for Christmas is your food.

• Dear Santa … define “nice.”
• The season for stretchy pants.
• I’m on the naughty list.
• I’m only a morning person on December 25th.
• My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others.
• It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas!
• When life gives you snow, make snow angels.
• My favorite color is Christmas lights.
• Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind.
• All I want for Christmas is you!
• Snuggled up together, like two birds of a feather would be …
• One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas Day.
• The elves did it.
• You rock my Christmas socks.
• May your days be merry and bright.
• I got all spruced up for the holidays.
• On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…
• If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.
• Meet me under the mistletoe.
• What happens under the mistletoe stays under the mistletoe.
• There’s snow place like home.
• You rock my Christmas socks.
• Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle All the Way!
• Don’t get your tinsel in a tangle.
• It’s feeling a lot like Christmas.
• Sleigh All Day
• I Hope Rudolph Eats the Naughty List This Year.
• When snow falls, nature listens
• What did one ornament say to another? ‘I like hanging with you.
• Coffee & Christmas music.
• You’re my definition of perfect
• Sleigh-in-it.
• Sleigh my name. Sleigh my name.
• Let me take an #sElfie.
• Stressed, blessed, and Christmas obsessed.
• The tree isn’t the only thing getting lit this year!
• Don we now our ugly sweaters.
• Eat, drink, and be tacky.
• Happy elfin’ holiday.

Funny Christmas Instagram Captions

• Dear Santa, define “nice.”
• There’ll be parties for hosting, cocktails for toasting, and caroling sung way off key.
• I’m dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red.
• “The best way to spread Christmas Cheer is singing loud for all to hear.”
• Why the jingle jang not?
• Green Eggnog and ham
• What do you call an elf who sings? A Wrapper
• Merry Elfin’ Christmas
• ‘This the season! Let the overeating begin!
• Christmas Magic is Silent.  You don’t Hear it.  You Feel it.  You Know it. You Believe it.
• Fizz the Season
• I Hope Rudolph Eats the Naughty List.
• Kindness is Free Sprinkle that Stuff Everywhere.
• Make it a December to Remember.
• The Best Way to Spread Christmas Cheer is to Sing Loud for All to Hear.
• Merry Christmas, Ya Filthy Animal.
• It’s Beginning to Look a lot Like Christmas.
• Winter Wonderland
• Merry Elfin Christmas.

• I’ll never outgrow the excitement of looking out my window and seeing falling snow.
• I’m dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red.
• Merry everything and happy always.
• Fairy Lights on Winter Nights.
• Sweater Weather is Better Together.
• It is the Season to Sparkle.
• When You Say Blizzard, We Think Dairy Queen – Florida
• I Have O.C.D. – Obsessive Christmas Disorder
• There’ll be parties for hosting, cocktails for toasting, and caroling sung way out of key.
• I’ll be ho-ho-home for Christmas.
• Sometimes you put everyone else first in a Christmas selfie and you forget to take care of you!
• Let’s get lit!
• I hope the reindeer eat the naughty list.
• Bah, humbug.
• December isn’t over yet, but I already understand how the Grinch felt.
• Red wine pairs well with a crazy family.
• It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air.
• Make it a December to remember.
• All is calm, all is bright.
• Although it’s been said, many times, many ways…Merry Christmas to you
• As you get older, your Christmas list gets shorter—because the things you really want can’t be bought.