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Best Christmas Captions
- “I’m dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red.”
- “When You Say Blizzard, We Think Dairy Queen.”
- “I Hope Rudolph Eats the Naughty List.”
- “Merry Elfin Christmas.”
- “Dear Santa, is it too late now to say sorry?”
- “That’s too small to fit a pony.”
- “Too bad we can’t gift wrap common sense.”
- “Don’t get your tinsel in a tangle.”
- “Being related to me is really the only gift you need. Just saying.”
- “Feast mode.”
- “Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year. Most of the time. Once in awhile. Nevermind, I’ll buy my own stuff.”
- “Permanently on the naughty list and loving every minute of it.”
- “When someone asks ‘where is your christmas spirit?’ is it wrong to point to the liquor cabinet?”
- “Friends are like christmas lights. Some are broke. Others just don’t work for you and there are others that make your day shine bright.”
- “You rock my Christmas socks.”
- “What did one ornament say to another? ‘I like hanging with you.’”
- “The only time of year in which one can sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks.”
Best Clever Christmas Instagram Captions
- “Single bells, single bells, single all the way.”
- “But first, let me take an selfie.”
- “Dear Santa… I can explain.”
- “Happy holla days.”
- “Happy holidays.”
- “Totally sleighed it.”
- “The elf did it.”
- “Just so we’re clear, the Grinch never really hated Christmas. He hated people, which is fair.”
- “Dear Santa, define ‘nice.’”
- “What do you call an elf who sings? A Wrapper.”
- “’Tis the season! Let the overeating begin!”
- “I’ll be ho-ho-home for Christmas.”
- “My husband’s idea of getting the Christmas spirit is to become Scrooge.”
- “Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and receipts for all major purchases.”
- “I haven’t taken my Christmas lights down. They look so nice on the pumpkin.”
- “One day of coal vs. 364 days of fun… I’ll take my chances.”
- “What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!”
- *Puts a selfie on top of the Christmas tree because I’m a star*
- “Nothing says holiday like a cheese log.”
- “I’m only a morning person on December 25th.”
- “I don’t know if There’ll Be Snow but Have a Cup of Cheer.”
- “Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate just one time.”
- “Christmas tree o’ Christmas tree, your ornaments are history.”
- “Smile like you mean it. This is how we earn our presents.”
- “If a big, jolly guy grabs you and puts you in a bag, don’t worry: I told Santa I wanted a Good Friend for Christmas.”
- “It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.”
- “Sweet but twisted. Does that Make me a Candy Cane?”
- “Merry Christmas You Cotton Headed Ninny muggins.”
- “Being good for goodness’ sake was not enough motivation.”
- “All the jingle ladies.”
- “Oh deer.”
- “Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.”
- “Believe in your elf.”
- “Meet me under the mistletoe.”
- “Me everyday: slay. Me in December: sleigh.”
- “All spruced up.”
- “There’ll be parties for hosting, cocktails for toasting, and caroling sung way off key.”
Snow Christmas Captions
- I’d Rather Shovel Sand than Snow.
- If Kisses Were Snowflakes, I’d Send You a Blizzard.
- The world changes when it snows
- Like snowflakes, my memories gather and dance each beautiful, unique and too soon gone.
- When snow falls, nature listens
- I was cold, so I made an igloo.
- “Merry everything and happy always.”
- “Fairy Lights on Winter Nights.”
- “It is the Season to Sparkle.”
- “Christmas Magic is in the air.”
- “Kindness is Free, Sprinkle that Stuff Everywhere.”
- “If Kisses were Snowflakes, I’d Send You a Blizzard.”
- “Maybe Christmas doesn’t come from a store; perhaps it means a bit more.”
- “Once again, we come to the holiday season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.”
- “Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.”
- “What I like about Christmas is that you can make people forget the past with the present.”
- “I love Christmas. I receive a lot of wonderful presents I can’t wait to exchange.”
- “Three phrases that sum up Christmas are: Peace on Earth, Goodwill to Men and Batteries not Included.”
- “There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.”
- “May this Holiday Season sparkle and shine and may all your wishes and dreams come true, Merry Christmas.”
- “Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.”
- “Seeing is believing, but sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can’t see.”
- “Friends like you make the season bright, Merry Christmas.”
- “Christmas is not as much opening presents as it is opening our hearts.”
- “Gifts of time and love are surely the basic ingredients of a truly Merry Christmas.”
- “May your days be merry and bright.”
- “Some people are worth melting for.”
- “Hurry down the chimney tonight.”
- “All roads lead home for the holidays.”
- “My favorite color is Christmas lights.”
- “Holiday wishes made with gingerbread hugs and peppermint kisses.”
- “‘This the season to sparkle.”
- “Sparkly bows and mistletoe.”
- “First, we’ll make snow angels for two hours, and then we’ll eat a whole roll of Toll House cookie dough as fast as we can, and then, to finish, we’ll snuggle.”
- “What’s Christmas without having your best friend there to share it?”
- “At Christmas play and make good cheer, for Christmas comes but once a year.”
- “The way you spend Christmas is far more important than how much.”
- “Peace on earth will come to stay, when we live Christmas every day.”
- “Christmas is best pondered, not with logic, but with imagination.”
- “Christmas is the day that holds all time together.”
- This the season to sparkle
- May your days be merry and bright
- May you never be too grown up to search the skies on Christmas Eve
- You can find me under the mistletoe
- Happy holidays from all of Santa’s little elves
- We’re just like a bunch of candy canes: sweet and slightly twisted
- All spruced up
- Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse
- Hot cocoa + holiday movies + family = Christmas
- Dear Santa, I can explain …
- More peppermint, please
- Never thought this moment would arrive, but every single present is finally wrapped
- I’m only a morning person on December 25th
- The stockings were hung by the chimney with care …
- Today’s to-do list: snuggle up by the tree with a mug of hot cocoa
- It’s the most wonderful time of the year
- All I want for Christmas is your food.
- Dear Santa … define “nice.”
- The season for stretchy pants.
- I’m on the naughty list.
- I’m only a morning person on December 25th.
- My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others.
- It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas!
- When life gives you snow, make snow angels.
- My favorite color is Christmas lights.
- Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind.
- All I want for Christmas is you!
- Snuggled up together, like two birds of a feather would be …
- One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas Day.
- The elves did it.
- You rock my Christmas socks.
- May your days be merry and bright.
- I got all spruced up for the holidays.
- On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…
- If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.
- Meet me under the mistletoe.
- What happens under the mistletoe stays under the mistletoe.
- There’s snow place like home.
- You rock my Christmas socks.
- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle All the Way!
- Don’t get your tinsel in a tangle.
- It’s feeling a lot like Christmas.
- Sleigh All Day
- I Hope Rudolph Eats the Naughty List This Year.
- When snow falls, nature listens
- What did one ornament say to another? ‘I like hanging with you.
- Coffee & Christmas music.
- You’re my definition of perfect
- Sleigh-in-it.
- Sleigh my name. Sleigh my name.
- Let me take an #sElfie.
- Stressed, blessed, and Christmas obsessed.
- The tree isn’t the only thing getting lit this year!
- Don we now our ugly sweaters.
- Eat, drink, and be tacky.
- Happy elfin’ holiday.
Funny Christmas Instagram Captions
- Dear Santa, define “nice.”
- There’ll be parties for hosting, cocktails for toasting, and caroling sung way off key.
- I’m dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red.
- “The best way to spread Christmas Cheer is singing loud for all to hear.”
- Why the jingle jang not?
- Green Eggnog and ham
- What do you call an elf who sings? A Wrapper
- Merry Elfin’ Christmas
- ‘This the season! Let the overeating begin!
- Christmas Magic is Silent. You don’t Hear it. You Feel it. You Know it. You Believe it.
- Fizz the Season
- I Hope Rudolph Eats the Naughty List.
- Kindness is Free Sprinkle that Stuff Everywhere.
- Make it a December to Remember.
- The Best Way to Spread Christmas Cheer is to Sing Loud for All to Hear.
- Merry Christmas, Ya Filthy Animal.
- It’s Beginning to Look a lot Like Christmas.
- Winter Wonderland
- Merry Elfin Christmas.
- I’ll never outgrow the excitement of looking out my window and seeing falling snow.
- I’m dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red.
- Merry everything and happy always.
- Fairy Lights on Winter Nights.
- Sweater Weather is Better Together.
- It is the Season to Sparkle.
- When You Say Blizzard, We Think Dairy Queen – Florida
- I Have O.C.D. – Obsessive Christmas Disorder
- There’ll be parties for hosting, cocktails for toasting, and caroling sung way out of key.
- I’ll be ho-ho-home for Christmas.
- Sometimes you put everyone else first in a Christmas selfie and you forget to take care of you!
- Let’s get lit!
- I hope the reindeer eat the naughty list.
- Bah, humbug.
- December isn’t over yet, but I already understand how the Grinch felt.
- Red wine pairs well with a crazy family.
- It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air.
- Make it a December to remember.
- All is calm, all is bright.
- Although it’s been said, many times, many ways…Merry Christmas to you
- As you get older, your Christmas list gets shorter—because the things you really want can’t be bought.